March 2012
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
February 2012
mormonhub:
why do people take captioned photos from spongebob and the simpsons and make them black and white is that supposed to make it more meaningful what are you doing
Watcharianazolciaksbelly:
spicybutthole:
kittenqueefs:
oh mmY goDD
I SCREAMED
i love her faces
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Watchwhat-is-this-i-dont-even:
I did not expect any of the things that just happened.
cashcrab:
A pair of sweatpants that says “I Wouldn’t Go As Far As Saying I Love Pink, I Mean It’s An Okay Color, I’ll Sit With It, But There Are Better Colors Out There” across the butt
1 tag
1 tag
Watchridiculous-tiger:
isxbelle:
havexfaith:
i wish i was able to get this angry over the number of days in a month while sounding like i just sucked helium and running a “party, maryjane and hipster” blog so i could get over 4,000 notes like her
I’ve never wanted to punch myself in the face before this is weird
is this real
Watchridiculous-tiger:
sillygirlrva:
attn: ellie
OH MY GOD
